Happy Opening Day: Part 3
Although some people don't like that MLB opened up the season in Japan, I'm a fan of the system. I think getting three opening days [March 25, 30, and 31] is like getting three Christmases, Hanukkahs, Kwanzaas, Walpurgisnachts, etc. I won't get to watch my team until 9:05 CST, but I hope y'all have a great time watching your teams today. Boston and Oakland fans get screwed again, first having to wake up at 6 AM EST/3 AM PST to watch Opening Day Part 1 then not getting a game on Opening Day Part 3.
Please forgive the probably terrible internet translations, but I want to say "Happy Opening Day" in all the different languages of people who have read Nine Bo Jacksons:
- Spanish: Día feliz de Apertura
- French: Le Jour heureux d'Ouverture
- German: Glückliche Öffnung Tag
- Norwegian: Glad Åpnende Dag
Time for some opening day predictions:
- AL East Winner: Boston Red Sox
- AL Central Winner: Cleveland Indians
- AL West Winner: L.A. Angels
- AL Wild Card Winner: New York Yankees
- ALCS: Cleveland Indians over Boston Red Sox
- NL East Winner: New York Mets
- NL Central Winner: Chicago Cubs
- NL West Winner: L.A. Dodgers
- NL Wild Card Winner: Atlanta Braves
- NLCS: New York Mets over Chicago Cubs
- World Series: Cleveland Indians over New York Mets
- AL Cy Young: C.C. Sabathia
- NL Cy Young: Johan Santana
- AL MVP: Alex Rodriguez
- NL MVP: Derrek Lee
- AL ROY: Evan Longoria
- NL ROY: Jay Bruce